Take back the keys!

by **godeaten** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:23 pm

BOOBS...

by **BOOST3DWRX** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:53 pm

by **Dixon86** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:01 pm

I really like them.

A few days ago when I was working at the Hyatt where I am a Valet there was a couple that came out and handed me their claim check, so I went to get there car. However, before I did that I couldn't help but notice the female had huge perky (obviously fake) boobs...so I thought that was interesting. So I went to go get there car and brought it up. The plates said "commercial" on them where they usually list the county or "truck" or whatever is down on the bottom middle. So then I thought "hmm... that is interesting.." After that I was helping them with their luggage and they wanted a particular bag in the back seat because the woman says that "we need that back there in case we are in a hurry he can grab the camera"....

So to make a long story short....I think she is a porn star...because she was bangin...

by **BOOST3DWRX** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:10 pm

Dixon86 wrote:I really like them.

A few days ago when I was working at the Hyatt where I am a Valet there was a couple that came out and handed me their claim check, so I went to get there car. However, before I did that I couldn't help but notice the female had huge perky (obviously fake) boobs...so I thought that was interesting. So I went to go get there car and brought it up. The plates said "commercial" on them where they usually list the county or "truck" or whatever is down on the bottom middle. So then I thought "hmm... that is interesting.." After that I was helping them with their luggage and they wanted a particular bag in the back seat because the woman says that "we need that back there in case we are in a hurry he can grab the camera"....

So to make a long story short....I think she is a porn star...because she was bangin...

haha nice

by **Nick Serra** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:19 pm

Shoulda asked for a blowjob.

by **godeaten** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:55 pm

thats an awesome story.. i want to meet a pornstar.. see if her vagina echos when i yell into it.

by **Nick Serra** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:09 am

Or her butthole!

by **BOOST3DWRX** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:10 am

Nick Serra wrote:Or her butthole!

Nick you and Buttholes

by **Nick Serra** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:37 am

BOOST3DWRX wrote:
Nick Serra wrote:Or her butthole!

Nick you and Buttholes

It's the new vagina.

by **godeaten** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:40 am

hes right.. it is the new vagina.. this kid knows his shit...

no pun intended...

by **Nick Serra** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:44 am

Hahahahah

by **Rb25Cory** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:48 am

Nick Serra wrote:Shoulda asked for a blowjob.

just wrap it up first in this case......

by **BOOST3DWRX** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:26 am

Rb25Cory wrote:
Nick Serra wrote:Shoulda asked for a blowjob.

just wrap it up first in this case......

I read something somewhere that Porn stars are actually fairly clean because they get checked so much.

by **Rb25Cory** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:44 am

BOOST3DWRX wrote:
Rb25Cory wrote:
Nick Serra wrote:Shoulda asked for a blowjob.

just wrap it up first in this case......

I read something somewhere that Porn stars are actually fairly clean because they get checked so much.

professionals maybe who work for a big company... not your back yard barn ones......

by **BOOST3DWRX** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:48 am

Rb25Cory wrote:
BOOST3DWRX wrote:
Rb25Cory wrote:
Nick Serra wrote:Shoulda asked for a blowjob.

just wrap it up first in this case......

I read something somewhere that Porn stars are actually fairly clean because they get checked so much.

professionals maybe who work for a big company... not your back yard barn ones......

Professionals, humm I just find that funny associated with the word porn star haha.

But I get what you mean

by **Rb25Cory** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:57 am

BOOST3DWRX wrote:
Rb25Cory wrote:
BOOST3DWRX wrote:
Rb25Cory wrote:
Nick Serra wrote:Shoulda asked for a blowjob.

just wrap it up first in this case......

I read something somewhere that Porn stars are actually fairly clean because they get checked so much.

professionals maybe who work for a big company... not your back yard barn ones......

Professionals, humm I just find that funny associated with the word porn star haha.

But I get what you mean

it just means they can take a mean dick.

by **Dixon86** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:43 am

hahaha....well....I think I would have been fired if i asked for a bj....but that would have made a sweet porno for valets around the world.

by **Rb25Cory** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:05 am

Dixon86 wrote:hahaha....well....I think I would have been fired if i asked for a bj....but that would have made a sweet porno for valets around the world.

wow you totally could have made a name for yourself, and you bitched out!

by **Dixon86** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:55 am

If only this job was not so fun and I didn't mind getting my butt kicked by her camera man....i would have asked I swear!

by **Rb25Cory** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:05 am

Dixon86 wrote:If only this job was not so fun and I didn't mind getting my butt kicked by her camera man....i would have asked I swear!

he was most likely a push over anyways...

by **Dr.Evol500** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:27 pm

This thread fails to deliver on the boobage...

by **godeaten** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:37 pm

well look in for the linday loand porn spam on the other threads!

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