Take back the keys!

Figured I haven't seen a new topic to interesting in a while so I'd make my own. Feel free to add to this, could be any type of car related don't do photos. Miss haps while working on a car, breaking something at the track, being a dumb ass around your car, in general its supposed to be like a funny don't do this at home manual.......COME ON PEOPLE I KNOW YOU GOT SOME OF YOUR OWN....!

i wish i had a pic of me jumping my car over winter break... haha,... it was epic

ha... wish i had a video of when i was doing 120 down ellsworth road with my 2 fat ass buddies in the car... hit the bump and went airborn...came down n had to redo my exhaust after that...sheered the exhaust clamp bolts right in half!

+1 got my car airborn at 90

lol got my truck airborn a few times at tracks on palmyra

got my camaro, my dads vue, "my" corvette, and that wagon i used to drive all air born...... did 125 in my camaro (topped out), 100 in my dads vue(govoner), 130 in my t/a with a plug in the back tire (i forgot about it, backed off when i remembered), 105 in the wagon, sat on top of my camaro with the cruise on and drove it with my feet through the t-tops. was gettin road head and basicly raced a cop on accident cause i didnt want "that car behind me" to get next to me. ended up doing 60 on glenwood. so i finally told her to get up. cop got next to me (i was still going 60) he just rolled down the window and said " you know the speed limit is 35" i slammed on the brakes and he didnt even pull me over. think he saw her get up. lol. epic.

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good times.

eh?

fbirdformula wrote:eh?

come on now use your head. Where are valves located and where do small screws not belong?

that eh was moer or less like how the hell'd that happen..not what are those?

fbirdformula wrote:that eh was moer or less like how the hell'd that happen..not what are those?

Little screws used to hold down my coil packs, one came loose when the spark plugs were out, holes weren't covered. DOH! Cranked it and motor completely seized. In the matter of only a few rotations the screw managed to snap my exhaust valve in half, exhaust valve then got drove into my cylinder head, It looked like I had 3 exhaust valves upon removal... This was 2 years ago... All open ports now are covered no matter what. Live and learn.

good point..

i stuff rags everywhere anytime i have open ports, dropped a washer down the intake once when i was tuning the carb a long time ago. needless to say i was not happy when i had to tear the top half of the motor apart