Take back the keys!

So I got T-Boned in the hearse by some old drunk dude in Austintown last night. I spent the night and most of today in the hospital but everything checked out ok. My car's fucked though. I'm going to collect my stuff tomorrow and I'll snap some pictures of the damage. There's a lesson here people, don't drive drunk, you might destroy the wrong guy's hearse.

Is the casket okay?!?

oh man.. that sucks... atleast your ok. get that guys address and well go do some rallying in his front lawn

Haha, yeah the casket's ok, it's in my moms garage right now. I had a lot of stuff i was gonna take to the flea market this weekend. Most of it was it destroyed too I think. Is there anyone on the forums here with a Delorean? I know way to make this accident unhappen.

But, at least I still have the Honda... Fuck my life. The worst part is, I didnt even get any prescriptions for the lovely pains I now have from smacking my head on the beam between the front and back door (I ride gangsta) and the awesome 180 I did through oncoming traffic on Mahoning. The best part was when the trooper came to the hospital and he was like "So seriously dude, a hearse. Why were you driving around in a hearse? Did you know we found a body bag in the car???" He also mentioned the condoms, ukulele, some old ass beers that were in the storage compartment under the roller board and nintendo 64 controllers. I'll bet they had a great time doing the content inventory before they towed the car. I had some weird shit in there.

So tell us the story of how it happened. It would have been funny if the rear door opened and the casket fell out onto the road.

I was going down Mahoning towards Youngstown around 9 P.M. and he was at the stop sign on Forest Hill in his newer giant ass Dodge Ram (2500 from what I heard.) and he just decided he was gonna turn left, so he did and I slammed on the brakes (Hearse weighs around 7,000 lbs. and has a hard time stopping RIGHT NOW) so I hit the horn and tried to swerve to the left because there wasnt anyone in that lane of oncoming traffic hoping he'd stop but he blasted me and glass and bottles of oil(I was getting ready to do my first oil change on the car. I only put @ 2,500 miles on it since i got it ) flew at me as my head was vaulted into the beam between the doors and then the world was spinning. I ended up heading towards Austintown in the far lane. Then the towns folk swarmed my car, I don't remember much after that just people saying stuff like, "Oh fuck" "This thing is totaled." "You should go to the hospital" "My name is Juan Perez. Just remember the number one, Perez." I didn't try to get out of the car. The EMTs came, and then they helped me out and one of them asked me what I "Want to do with the body." So I told him to take it home. That started an uproar amongst the people around the car who were now looking for a body in or around the hearse. I guess not many people have a sense of humor present in that type of situation. Then they took me to the hospital (Ambulances need better suspension.) where horrible things were done to me in the trauma center (they cut off my clothes, took blood from my femoral artery which is in the groin area (Fuckin Yikes.), stuck me 6 times to get an IV goin and many other things that would probably kill a lesser man.) While I was the hospital the guy that hit me got arrested and everything because he was drunk. He blew a .11 and the limit as you know is .08 so he wasn't totally wasted but like those signs say, "Buzzed driving is drunk driving." Everything is ok now i guess, he has insurance and I'm at home. I'm in quite a bit of pain but I think I'll manage after a couple days off work. I'm not really mad, just sad cuz it took me a lot time a work to find that car and I didnt even get to put 3,000 miles on it and I'm gonna have a hard time finding another one that old that's as clean and runs as good at that one. You know what they say though, .

jesus man that sucks. glad your ok though..

NOOOO not your wares. Now how are you supposed to make any money.

Haha, most of my wares should be ok. The 1984 Comemmorative Pepsi Christmas glasses were taken out of the car earlier in the day saturday.

wow that did quite some damage. that sucks..

Old GM cars are built like tanks.

ouch, sorry to hear about that man.

Lithium Lotus wrote:Old GM cars are built like tanks.

Yeah, seriously. He was driving a Ford F-250 Super Duty. Now I'm stuck driving my 4 door Honda complete with fart cannon. I used to like it until I drove a real car, now it feels like it'll blow apart at any moment. Oh well, by the time I get done with this guy I'll be driving a GT-R.

Moe Himself wrote: Yeah, seriously. He was driving a Ford F-250 Super Duty. Now I'm stuck driving my 4 door Honda complete with fart cannon. I used to like it until I drove a real car, now it feels like it'll blow apart at any moment. Oh well, by the time I get done with this guy I'll be driving a GT-R.

There are a lot wiser ways to spend GT-R money, than on a GT-R.

Deviant wrote:

Moe Himself wrote: Yeah, seriously. He was driving a Ford F-250 Super Duty. Now I'm stuck driving my 4 door Honda complete with fart cannon. I used to like it until I drove a real car, now it feels like it'll blow apart at any moment. Oh well, by the time I get done with this guy I'll be driving a GT-R.

There are a lot wiser ways to spend GT-R money, than on a GT-R.

Haha I know, I was just giving a point of reference.

Moe Himself wrote:Haha I know, I was just giving a point of reference.

You could get a GT-R hearse though.

Deviant wrote:

Moe Himself wrote:Haha I know, I was just giving a point of reference.

You could get a GT-R hearse though.

HAHAHA, I wish. I'm thinkin 50's or 60's GM make Hearse.

dude!!! i want one of those!!!!!!