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Soup Nazi from Seinfeld

NO SOUP FOR YOU

OMG yes thats him!

he gets laid i bet MAD pootang

itsalaser wrote:he gets laid i bet MAD pootang

NO SEX FOR YOU

LOL

lol

funny though.

Deviant wrote:

itsalaser wrote:he gets laid i bet MAD pootang

NO SEX FOR YOU

HAHAHAHAHAHA hilarious

ok.. time to bring this thread back alive.... so im leaving my driveway today.. i pull my ebrak be cause im an ass and im like wooo thats tits.. i continue down the street a couple car lenths and im like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

fucking mini van nailed my neighbors mailbox... now in my neighbor hood we have brick mail boxes.. so now theres bricks all over the place and a fucked up mini van in this dudes lawn..LOL heres a pik kinda....

while im talking about this... might as well give you guys a story about 2 years ago..
so me and like 7 kids were having a madden tournament at my house. we got done and decided to go outside and fuck around since it was snowing. maby a snowball fight or something.. we go out and were just standing in the garadge talking and one kid walks outside.. he comes back in like 10 seconds later and is like DUDE THERES A FUCKING F150 IN YOUR FRONT LAWN!!.. and im like ... so i walk out and shure enough.. theres a f150 in the middle of my lawn... and my fucking mailbox is definatly not standing up... this mail box is solid brick a good 3 by 3 foot wide about 5 foot tall.. not a scratch to be found on it.LOL! but the truck on the other hand was ALL fucked up... so we went over to it and looked in it to see if there was like a dead person in it or w/e and there was no one.. no foot prints or anything... so were like wtf.. how long has this been here... so we call the cops.. the come and there like wtf? so about 20 min later a flatbed shows up with the whore that ditche the truck.. bastard was going to take the truck and run...i should have opend the door of the truck and peed on the seat.. but after all of that she gave us $1000 to fix the mail box.. but.. all we did was got a truck ant tipped it up.. WIN!

hahaha nice i can do you one better though this is but i dont care im over my friends hous im in like 6th grade me and like 4 other friends hear some sirens and shit so we go outside walk down the street and there is a car flipped over in the driveway NO skidmarks leading up to it only damage on the car was a shattered windshield lol cant explaine it but it was pricless

So I was going straight on 224 towards canfield and you know how there is that turning lane on infront of walgreens by market on 224 itself?

Well I was in the slow lane and some decides "hey im going to go straight in the turning lane even though there is no more lane on the other side of market" So im driving and wondering what the hell this person is doing so I jam the brakes get on the horn and flail my arms a little and then the lady waves me on like she is going to get over after me or something. I look back and there is a string of traffic im like JUST GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO so she did then she got into the other lane and I did a ricer fly by. /end

yeah dave just like jake said you wouldnt want the steam off your rice to burn my musculer face. lol

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680 today car in the middle of the two highways sideways in quite a bit of snow, not quite sure how it got there haha.

yesterday on my way to sledriding, cobalt in a ditch on the wrong side of the road, i think he missed his driveway or something

BOOST3DWRX wrote:680 today car in the middle of the two highways sideways in quite a bit of snow, not quite sure how it got there haha.

Was that the wreck at the new castle exit area? Looked like a mini van flipped.