Take back the keys!

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".

"Wow!" I was flabbergasted. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".

"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to fuck off.

classic

I didn't know you had grey hair Cory!

Nick Serra wrote:I didn't know you had grey hair Cory!

he will have a lot of it by the time he is done with the 240

BOOST3DWRX wrote:

Nick Serra wrote:I didn't know you had grey hair Cory!

he will have a lot of it by the time he is done with the 240

It gets grayer and grayer everytime I look at it.

Rb25Cory wrote:Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to fuck off.

i lold

I knew right away this was bs.. You're still a virgin.

EVIL_WS6 wrote:I knew right away this was bs.. You're still a virgin.

LMFAO

EVIL_WS6 wrote:I knew right away this was bs.. You're still a virgin.

lmao, you shouldn't talk to Emily!

EVIL_WS6 wrote:I knew right away this was bs.. You're still a virgin.

ROFLCOPTER hahahaha

lol