Take back the keys!

so today.. im already in a pissed off mood.. i decide to go to Verizon because my phone is being a piece of garbage and Dave decided to ride up with me... we pull in the parking lot and i go to go down one of the lanes to get a parking spot... some lady is sitting in a handicap parking spot with her reverse lights on but not moving... so i go... well .. as soon as i start to go she decides to back out... so i get on it and get past her.. i hear her start yelling shit.. not very nice shit at that...i get pissed off.. so i back out of my parking spot so she cant get past and im like... " what was that, i did not hear you" she says" oh you heard me" she proceeds to start saying other shit.. so i slightly turn up my stereo.. i say" what? cant hear you" she continues to bitch.. so i proceed to turn it up all the way... so happens that the lyrics at that point of the song was " WHAT, BITCH, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!" repetitively... so i point towards my car and proceed to just kinda head bang.... it made me feel good

Ha. You're not supposed to yell at handicapped people!

lmao. i did sorta the same thing to some old bitch in a pruis. she pulled up next to me at a red light and said "do you know how bad your car is for the enviroment?" so i just revved my engine and kept saying "what?" with my hand to my ear. she got pissed and started ranting but i really couldnt hear her over my exhaust. then the light went green and i drove next to her in first gear (4-5k rpm) to the next light but it turned green before we got to it so i ripped the tires loose through first and went on my way. not happy. lol

she seriously asked u if u knew how bad ur car was for the environment? thats redic lol

drews such a badass! hes my hero!

g3ar5hift3r wrote:she seriously asked u if u knew how bad ur car was for the environment? thats redic lol

yup. i wish i would have told her all my emmitions shit was takin out too. but i didnt no cats. no egr. no air pump.

once some lady pulled up next to me she smiled i smiled back we went are seperate ways to this day i some times wonder what she is doing ? i love telling this story

itsalaser wrote:once some lady pulled up next to me she smiled i smiled back we went are seperate ways to this day i some times wonder what she is doing ? i love telling this story

Hahahah nice. One time I was driving down 224 and stopped at South Ave at the light. Two hot girls asked "Where's a good place to eat?" and I panicked and the light turned green and I basically said something like there's good places all down this road. Fail. Shoulda told them to eat my cock.

hahahahaha that is priceless

Nick Serra wrote:

itsalaser wrote:once some lady pulled up next to me she smiled i smiled back we went are seperate ways to this day i some times wonder what she is doing ? i love telling this story

Hahahah nice. One time I was driving down 224 and stopped at South Ave at the light. Two hot girls asked "Where's a good place to eat?" and I panicked and the light turned green and I basically said something like there's good places all down this road. Fail. Shoulda told them to eat my cock.

this made me lol hardcore. best story yet

lmao nick