Dream Sequence WRX vs SRT-4
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:13 pmA good day time dream was taking place on a cool October afternoon as I made my way onto a local highway. Just ahead I caught a glance of a shiny red SRT-4. Normally I'm not one to play with fellow road goers or anything so I didn't think much of it..
I was cruising along at or about the speed limit when out of know where this once econo-car Neon takes off to around 100 or so sheep in front of me. I'm thinking "hmm maybe they wont be pussies and have some fun unlike Emily..." I eventually catch up to it at a red light only to glance over and spot two, yes two sets of tits. The pilot appeared to be around 40 to 50 years of age and the co-pilot looked a mere 25-30. Now I could be totally wrong here due to both of them wearing the typical "cover my whole butherface, so you cant tell I'm ugly " sunglasses. But from my past experience I'd say my guesses were close to accurate.
Light turns green and we both advance at a very slow pace, revs up to around 4 grand in 1st, both females look my way I know its on. Pedals of both 4 doors mashed simultaneously as my rex pounded to redline. Door to door we were off like babies after a milking tit. Top of second was now approaching as the World Rally Blue rex started to show its edge. 3rd gear now struck with a switch clutch kick and an upward throw as the walk of fame was commenced. The flat four was screaming its thunderous growl as I looked in my rear view to only find the poor Neon about 2 cars back and falling. The contest was over as I struck the brakes mercifully to conserve gas and any further embarrassment for the opponents.
The red 4 door crept up to me while the two ladies were grinning ear to ear. Excitement filled their plush faces as if they were both now dripping wet from a little thrill. We exchanged big thumbs up, along with the pilot of the neon mouthing "fast" with a look of shock. I immediately burst out into laughter at what just took place. By far my favorite dream race to date just based on the circumstances. What a cool buncha gals. I'd have to admit I awoke with quite a stiffy.
Ladies pound those manual transmissions and look good doing it!
*DISCLAIMER*: There is a huge degree of sarcasm in my dream, I could careless if I won or lost, this was written in the manner presented for the shear attempt at entertainment value.
I was cruising along at or about the speed limit when out of know where this once econo-car Neon takes off to around 100 or so sheep in front of me. I'm thinking "hmm maybe they wont be pussies and have some fun unlike Emily..." I eventually catch up to it at a red light only to glance over and spot two, yes two sets of tits. The pilot appeared to be around 40 to 50 years of age and the co-pilot looked a mere 25-30. Now I could be totally wrong here due to both of them wearing the typical "cover my whole butherface, so you cant tell I'm ugly " sunglasses. But from my past experience I'd say my guesses were close to accurate.
Light turns green and we both advance at a very slow pace, revs up to around 4 grand in 1st, both females look my way I know its on. Pedals of both 4 doors mashed simultaneously as my rex pounded to redline. Door to door we were off like babies after a milking tit. Top of second was now approaching as the World Rally Blue rex started to show its edge. 3rd gear now struck with a switch clutch kick and an upward throw as the walk of fame was commenced. The flat four was screaming its thunderous growl as I looked in my rear view to only find the poor Neon about 2 cars back and falling. The contest was over as I struck the brakes mercifully to conserve gas and any further embarrassment for the opponents.
The red 4 door crept up to me while the two ladies were grinning ear to ear. Excitement filled their plush faces as if they were both now dripping wet from a little thrill. We exchanged big thumbs up, along with the pilot of the neon mouthing "fast" with a look of shock. I immediately burst out into laughter at what just took place. By far my favorite dream race to date just based on the circumstances. What a cool buncha gals. I'd have to admit I awoke with quite a stiffy.
Ladies pound those manual transmissions and look good doing it!
*DISCLAIMER*: There is a huge degree of sarcasm in my dream, I could careless if I won or lost, this was written in the manner presented for the shear attempt at entertainment value.
