My AWD Laser story...long read
As requested by Cory.
This is pretty long, there will be no cliffs. I was pretty heavy into DSMs at the time....still kinda am, but nothing too crazy.
My love for DSMs started at 16 when my n/t beat walking. It has grown from an attraction, to a fetish to a love. My story has its ups and downs. But I swear to the DSM Gods, there WILL be a happy ending.
Prepare for a long read....grab some popcorn.
This is one of my last posts before selling my beloved Laser, a car that I won't give up on ever again. It's a bit long, but its good... it will lead into the next series of dialouge.
Enjoy! :tree:
As my liking for my laser deteriorated, I responded to a slew of comments with utter disgust:
Originally Posted by RSbeast
I don't understand why you guys think the FMIC is going to or does scrape. The car is decieving because of the short ass bumper....it is mounted exactly as it is supposed to be. A talon or eclipse bumper hangs substantially lower than a laser's.
I'm glad people like it....cause it's going up for sale or some of the serious stuff will come off and get sold and the car separate in a closer to stock condition.
imports are gay. Im sick of catching shit driving this car. I hate people pokin fun cause it's a laser. I sick of getting cut off and flipped off cause i have a can on the back. And I'm f*cking sick of living in northeast ohio, stuck inbetween jobs thanks to a stupid company. I need to pay off school and relocate with my new job. I got shit else in life, I might aswell get a car i really enjoy. Gains to $ ratio....get real and get a v8. End of story.
I maintain the living hell out of this car. It's super pampered, I've gone over and replaced everything. NOTHING is done in anything less than a proffessional matter...I hate hack jobs..It's a very attractive car, and with a good tune, can be very quick. But I have invested over 10k in this thing, and I want out. I wish I would have built something with more cubes and looks cooler. I'm 22 and out of college, I dont need to spend my youth messin around with kiddie toy 4cyl. Shit, I spent $1500 on a tranny JUST cause stock ones like to destroy themselves.....that's more than i sold my FWD turbo laser for that i took a bath on :rollseyes:
Go big or go home....I'm goin home
NOW THE DSM HERITAGE STORY
A response to positive comments on the above post...
I'm dissapointed in myself for getting to this point aswell, but it has been a long road. I've been 'DSMing' for almost 7 years now, starting my jr. summer in highschool. That was when I had my 2.0 n/t 5spd, and thought all the world of it...and WISHED for fabled boost and DREAMED about awd. Prior to this, i hated imports with a passion. I grew up around musclecars...I am still very much infatuated by them.
When I bought that first laser, there were two cars in the driveway. A 1988 Pontiac Firebird with a 2.8/auto that a treebranch fell on, and a 1991 beat to all hell Laser RS with 5spd. The f-body was $400 and the DSM was $1800..a local junkyard had a wrecked T/A that would have been the perfect guts swap. Also, I was riding my bike (pedal) to work at the time and would ride around looking for cars when I rode past these. After much pleading, I was finnaly and firmly told, no I cannot have the Firebird and swap crap over. I was desperate for a car at this point. SO, I went back to look at the Laser. There it sat with 3 flat tires, all the lights were smashed out, smashed fender...warm beige paint :yuck: tan interior :yuck: lookin all dilapadated. It was stick, it ran....I could haggle.
I brought the laser home after filling the tires for $1100 (i still waaaaaaaay overpaid) Drove it to the junkyard..got some lights...and drove it home. The car shook so bad it was rediculous. I thought it just sucked and this is what a crappy car drives like. Albiet, it was quicker than the old truck of my fathers. The 3rd day of driving it I found that the waterpump was leaking...the 4th day, the oil filter SHOOK off the car. The only thing I had ever changed was plugs and an airfilter on a car. Life was about to change...
After unwrapping my new Haynes manual and freaking out on how hard it was to get to the waterpump....I started into what was to become the most addicting thing I have ever touched in my life. Much stress came when the balance shaft pulley would line up correctly arrow wise, but the weight was on the wrong side. Should I put the weight on the bottom like the Haynes says and let the screwdriver slide into the block like it did, or put it back as it was, lining up, but not allowing the screwdriver to go in. I chose my gut and went with the weight on the bottom and the driver sliding on in. I buttoned the car up over the next day or so....and WOW.
I had just turned a clunker into a Porsche! The motor was sooo smooth, the car just purred, and was an absolute ball to drive. I was hooked from then on. Over the next year or so, I fixed up the n/t to the point where it was a really nice car. The motor was spotless, I had learned to be a mechanic. I went off to college later that year in Detroit with my car at home. By thanksgiving it was appearant i NEEDED my car. Although something else came up on break I didnt need...boost in the form of ANOTHER laser, this time from the worst junkyard I knew of. What a perfect car for a motor swap! For $400 surely this was a steal. Once again, foiled by dad; I was not allowed to swap. BUT, I could get the car anyways. BOOST!!!! I HAD BOOST!!!! I could write pages on how I brought it back to life in the junkyard and took it for my first boosted drive nearly careening into smashed cars in the yard.
That November....my beige laser threw the balance belt (I hadn't known to change it with the T-Belt) It was out of commission. The new black laser was sitting in the drive, smashed 1/4, totally rotted out, just looking like it should be in a yard. I swapped batteries, put my good tires on it, and had only 2 weeks to sort it out over winter break. It was lightly modded from the previous (deceased) owner..but it was totally unroadworthy. Powersteering lines rotted out, NO brakes, nothing worked...but it ran..and man did it RUN! It drove just like a modded fwd would...spinning and tq steering everywhere. I drove it without failure till summer.
The entire summer I spent rebuilding this car. It was my pride and joy...hours and hours worked for money to get fenders...cut 1/4s off a car...buy wheels, tires....everything. I put new 1/4s on the car, new fenders, brakes, fitted the GST ground effects and wing, got trashed tsi wheels, polished the lips to a mirror and sprayed the inside gunmetal. The car was block sanded until it was perfect and it was shot with fresh black paint. It looked AWESOME!
As proud as I was, I quickly found looks can be decieving. It was ragged internally, and although I had removed the outside cancerous rust. I broke every bolt I touched. EVERYTHING on this car broke...i broke it all. Even my intercooler was rotted out at the neck. By the next year I was getting sick of it. It was smoking badly from valveseals...the turbo was shot...tranny was toast. My friend had bought a 5.0 Mustang...one of my previous dream cars..and I had found a new love. I wanted a 5.0...I had to have one..my laser couldnt touch it at the track on slicks.
Yeah...this is where I screwed up...I bought a ragged out modded 1987 Supra. Tried doing another 'rebuild it' trick. It was too far gone. I had put myself in a corner with school payment forcing the sale of either it or the Supra. I chose to sell the laser in hopes the supra would be mech sound and fun to drive. $1200 is what I got out of the Laser...fair...but JUST breaking even, despite the time and effort. The supra only lasted me a month once it was right...poor choice. Insanely fast, very, very short lived. I walked or found rides for the next 9 months. I didn't have enought $ for a car with school...no time to work...life sucked.
All that next summer I searched and searched for a clean 5.0 I could afford (3kish). I must have looked at 100 cars, drove about 5. Everything was ragged out crap. It was like you just couldnt get a decent one for the $. I was getting desperate again...my summer dwindling, I had to get a car soon. I reluctantly looked back on DSMs......i REALLY didnt want to, but that AWD...so mysterious and fabled on DSMtalk..I had to see what it was like. So i looked...with around the same results. I found many lasers and turned them down simply because I hated the way they look.
Then came the morning I housesat for my mom while the rest of the family was in Ocean City on vacation (yea work sucks). Maybe it was fate. The paper said '1991 Laser AWD..good tires, best offer.' Surely this was wrong..they dont make an AWD 91. I called on a hunch. The kid swpre it was AWD...I had to go look out of curiosity.
There it was...all beat to hell on curbed up 17s..a 92 style...but in reality, it was a 1991. It was stick...the 1/4s had no clear coat...light rust under spraypaint..the one wheel was black and covered in braked fliud and dirt. Not to mention like 8 degrees of negative camber and a detroyed tire. Paint was super faded and bad. Neon lights graced the undercarrige. It was dead stock with a K&N an the kid cut the muffler off and attached a cherry bomb glasspack via wire and a hoseclamp. The front C/Vs were trashed..the rear wheel bearing was so gone you could shake the wheel an inch in each direction. I didnt even want to drive it, but I figured I'd humour the kid.
The car didnt want to say running...as I let the clutch out, i heard horrid clacking and clunking..I was 'assured' this was the c/vs and bearing problems...then that stupid thing did what I hadnt felt in nearly 2 yrs....BOOST...it was so much smoother than my n/t (still have it...its been a trooper). He said someone offered him $500 for the car...It shifted awesome and the motor seemed healthy...i told him I'd give him $900...and here I am..
The CLEANEST Laser people have ever seen in their life. I cannot stress enough how much work and love and dreaming I put into this car. It has brought me joy on so many stressful nights at school...When I say I have gone over everything..I seriously mean EVERYTHING. This car made me appreciate how nice a laser can look. THIS CAR recieved all the wishes and mods I had dreamed of in the past. And it truely bugs me, that I am still dissapointed in how it performs. You can spend 9k in parts and if you dont buy huge stuff, the car will not go as fast as expected. Alot of money went into maintaining the car and getting it back to shape. I still receive compliments every now and then and get people gawking at all my hours of labor under the hood, the interior, under the car...I loved my laser once. But for the money I have invested over the past year, I wish I would have gotten a WS6 transam or a 5.0. Struggling with attaining parts, having to order and wait for things....the boring factor of awd. It is an amazing car, i know that just and afc and a logger can take a second off that time....but at heart, as much as I grew to love DSMs, I neglected the part of me that always wanted raw muscle. I wanted a tourque ladened monster that shook the ground.
I have a 4cyl instead. Against every whim I had when I started this journey. I will surely regret the sale if it really does happen. My life has been pretty hard lately...I've worked so hard in school...got out in 4yrs with many awards..I've never looked to drugs or alcohol as a way out, I refuse to touch it. For the life of me, I completely suck at women, the family is screwed up...my passion, my release, my freedom is my DSM. I can do a timing belt job in under an hour now instead of a week. I posses so much knowlege of cars its pathetic. However, I made myself a promise in 8th grade when I first saw a black WS6 ls1 trans am. If I were ever to graduate college in Industrial Design....and landed a real job, I was going to buy one. That time is now. And I'm torn between selling my DSM to get one...because with a move, and bills, there will not be $ for two toys.
Perhaps the fact the DSM is 'slow' to me and the potential of the LS1 is wracking my mind.....I love my DSM....I still hate Lasers..I was so mad I bought another one instead of a Talon or Eclipse..but now..
I have the CLEANEST Laser...and from a beat-ass $900 car. That is something I can be proud of.
Thank-you for making me write this... I hope it inspires another DSMer to keep his...I don't know what my outcome will be. I can only move forward.
-Tom
On May 30th, 2006; I made a mistake. I sold out on my baby.....
The DSM left my hands to reap the destruction of an 18yr old asshat. I thought I was happy...I got decent $ out of it despite my huge loss on the car. I purchased my Mustang....I loved my Mustang.
Well, November 28th, 2006 My car came back home. Did I give up on my stang? Hell no. I love it to death and it's the coolest car I've ever had. But I missed my DSM. YOU WILL ALWAYS COME BACK. Especially if you are a hardcore 1g guy.
I saw my wheels on a car on DSMtuners in the gallery, it was from the same area as my car was sold into.
I had to call.....I had to see what became of my dreams.....
Take this time for Intermission as we venture into the next post!
This is pretty long, there will be no cliffs. I was pretty heavy into DSMs at the time....still kinda am, but nothing too crazy.
My love for DSMs started at 16 when my n/t beat walking. It has grown from an attraction, to a fetish to a love. My story has its ups and downs. But I swear to the DSM Gods, there WILL be a happy ending.
Prepare for a long read....grab some popcorn.
This is one of my last posts before selling my beloved Laser, a car that I won't give up on ever again. It's a bit long, but its good... it will lead into the next series of dialouge.
Enjoy! :tree:
As my liking for my laser deteriorated, I responded to a slew of comments with utter disgust:
Originally Posted by RSbeast
I don't understand why you guys think the FMIC is going to or does scrape. The car is decieving because of the short ass bumper....it is mounted exactly as it is supposed to be. A talon or eclipse bumper hangs substantially lower than a laser's.
I'm glad people like it....cause it's going up for sale or some of the serious stuff will come off and get sold and the car separate in a closer to stock condition.
imports are gay. Im sick of catching shit driving this car. I hate people pokin fun cause it's a laser. I sick of getting cut off and flipped off cause i have a can on the back. And I'm f*cking sick of living in northeast ohio, stuck inbetween jobs thanks to a stupid company. I need to pay off school and relocate with my new job. I got shit else in life, I might aswell get a car i really enjoy. Gains to $ ratio....get real and get a v8. End of story.
I maintain the living hell out of this car. It's super pampered, I've gone over and replaced everything. NOTHING is done in anything less than a proffessional matter...I hate hack jobs..It's a very attractive car, and with a good tune, can be very quick. But I have invested over 10k in this thing, and I want out. I wish I would have built something with more cubes and looks cooler. I'm 22 and out of college, I dont need to spend my youth messin around with kiddie toy 4cyl. Shit, I spent $1500 on a tranny JUST cause stock ones like to destroy themselves.....that's more than i sold my FWD turbo laser for that i took a bath on :rollseyes:
Go big or go home....I'm goin home
NOW THE DSM HERITAGE STORY
A response to positive comments on the above post...
I'm dissapointed in myself for getting to this point aswell, but it has been a long road. I've been 'DSMing' for almost 7 years now, starting my jr. summer in highschool. That was when I had my 2.0 n/t 5spd, and thought all the world of it...and WISHED for fabled boost and DREAMED about awd. Prior to this, i hated imports with a passion. I grew up around musclecars...I am still very much infatuated by them.
When I bought that first laser, there were two cars in the driveway. A 1988 Pontiac Firebird with a 2.8/auto that a treebranch fell on, and a 1991 beat to all hell Laser RS with 5spd. The f-body was $400 and the DSM was $1800..a local junkyard had a wrecked T/A that would have been the perfect guts swap. Also, I was riding my bike (pedal) to work at the time and would ride around looking for cars when I rode past these. After much pleading, I was finnaly and firmly told, no I cannot have the Firebird and swap crap over. I was desperate for a car at this point. SO, I went back to look at the Laser. There it sat with 3 flat tires, all the lights were smashed out, smashed fender...warm beige paint :yuck: tan interior :yuck: lookin all dilapadated. It was stick, it ran....I could haggle.
I brought the laser home after filling the tires for $1100 (i still waaaaaaaay overpaid) Drove it to the junkyard..got some lights...and drove it home. The car shook so bad it was rediculous. I thought it just sucked and this is what a crappy car drives like. Albiet, it was quicker than the old truck of my fathers. The 3rd day of driving it I found that the waterpump was leaking...the 4th day, the oil filter SHOOK off the car. The only thing I had ever changed was plugs and an airfilter on a car. Life was about to change...
After unwrapping my new Haynes manual and freaking out on how hard it was to get to the waterpump....I started into what was to become the most addicting thing I have ever touched in my life. Much stress came when the balance shaft pulley would line up correctly arrow wise, but the weight was on the wrong side. Should I put the weight on the bottom like the Haynes says and let the screwdriver slide into the block like it did, or put it back as it was, lining up, but not allowing the screwdriver to go in. I chose my gut and went with the weight on the bottom and the driver sliding on in. I buttoned the car up over the next day or so....and WOW.
I had just turned a clunker into a Porsche! The motor was sooo smooth, the car just purred, and was an absolute ball to drive. I was hooked from then on. Over the next year or so, I fixed up the n/t to the point where it was a really nice car. The motor was spotless, I had learned to be a mechanic. I went off to college later that year in Detroit with my car at home. By thanksgiving it was appearant i NEEDED my car. Although something else came up on break I didnt need...boost in the form of ANOTHER laser, this time from the worst junkyard I knew of. What a perfect car for a motor swap! For $400 surely this was a steal. Once again, foiled by dad; I was not allowed to swap. BUT, I could get the car anyways. BOOST!!!! I HAD BOOST!!!! I could write pages on how I brought it back to life in the junkyard and took it for my first boosted drive nearly careening into smashed cars in the yard.
That November....my beige laser threw the balance belt (I hadn't known to change it with the T-Belt) It was out of commission. The new black laser was sitting in the drive, smashed 1/4, totally rotted out, just looking like it should be in a yard. I swapped batteries, put my good tires on it, and had only 2 weeks to sort it out over winter break. It was lightly modded from the previous (deceased) owner..but it was totally unroadworthy. Powersteering lines rotted out, NO brakes, nothing worked...but it ran..and man did it RUN! It drove just like a modded fwd would...spinning and tq steering everywhere. I drove it without failure till summer.
The entire summer I spent rebuilding this car. It was my pride and joy...hours and hours worked for money to get fenders...cut 1/4s off a car...buy wheels, tires....everything. I put new 1/4s on the car, new fenders, brakes, fitted the GST ground effects and wing, got trashed tsi wheels, polished the lips to a mirror and sprayed the inside gunmetal. The car was block sanded until it was perfect and it was shot with fresh black paint. It looked AWESOME!
As proud as I was, I quickly found looks can be decieving. It was ragged internally, and although I had removed the outside cancerous rust. I broke every bolt I touched. EVERYTHING on this car broke...i broke it all. Even my intercooler was rotted out at the neck. By the next year I was getting sick of it. It was smoking badly from valveseals...the turbo was shot...tranny was toast. My friend had bought a 5.0 Mustang...one of my previous dream cars..and I had found a new love. I wanted a 5.0...I had to have one..my laser couldnt touch it at the track on slicks.
Yeah...this is where I screwed up...I bought a ragged out modded 1987 Supra. Tried doing another 'rebuild it' trick. It was too far gone. I had put myself in a corner with school payment forcing the sale of either it or the Supra. I chose to sell the laser in hopes the supra would be mech sound and fun to drive. $1200 is what I got out of the Laser...fair...but JUST breaking even, despite the time and effort. The supra only lasted me a month once it was right...poor choice. Insanely fast, very, very short lived. I walked or found rides for the next 9 months. I didn't have enought $ for a car with school...no time to work...life sucked.
All that next summer I searched and searched for a clean 5.0 I could afford (3kish). I must have looked at 100 cars, drove about 5. Everything was ragged out crap. It was like you just couldnt get a decent one for the $. I was getting desperate again...my summer dwindling, I had to get a car soon. I reluctantly looked back on DSMs......i REALLY didnt want to, but that AWD...so mysterious and fabled on DSMtalk..I had to see what it was like. So i looked...with around the same results. I found many lasers and turned them down simply because I hated the way they look.
Then came the morning I housesat for my mom while the rest of the family was in Ocean City on vacation (yea work sucks). Maybe it was fate. The paper said '1991 Laser AWD..good tires, best offer.' Surely this was wrong..they dont make an AWD 91. I called on a hunch. The kid swpre it was AWD...I had to go look out of curiosity.
There it was...all beat to hell on curbed up 17s..a 92 style...but in reality, it was a 1991. It was stick...the 1/4s had no clear coat...light rust under spraypaint..the one wheel was black and covered in braked fliud and dirt. Not to mention like 8 degrees of negative camber and a detroyed tire. Paint was super faded and bad. Neon lights graced the undercarrige. It was dead stock with a K&N an the kid cut the muffler off and attached a cherry bomb glasspack via wire and a hoseclamp. The front C/Vs were trashed..the rear wheel bearing was so gone you could shake the wheel an inch in each direction. I didnt even want to drive it, but I figured I'd humour the kid.
The car didnt want to say running...as I let the clutch out, i heard horrid clacking and clunking..I was 'assured' this was the c/vs and bearing problems...then that stupid thing did what I hadnt felt in nearly 2 yrs....BOOST...it was so much smoother than my n/t (still have it...its been a trooper). He said someone offered him $500 for the car...It shifted awesome and the motor seemed healthy...i told him I'd give him $900...and here I am..
The CLEANEST Laser people have ever seen in their life. I cannot stress enough how much work and love and dreaming I put into this car. It has brought me joy on so many stressful nights at school...When I say I have gone over everything..I seriously mean EVERYTHING. This car made me appreciate how nice a laser can look. THIS CAR recieved all the wishes and mods I had dreamed of in the past. And it truely bugs me, that I am still dissapointed in how it performs. You can spend 9k in parts and if you dont buy huge stuff, the car will not go as fast as expected. Alot of money went into maintaining the car and getting it back to shape. I still receive compliments every now and then and get people gawking at all my hours of labor under the hood, the interior, under the car...I loved my laser once. But for the money I have invested over the past year, I wish I would have gotten a WS6 transam or a 5.0. Struggling with attaining parts, having to order and wait for things....the boring factor of awd. It is an amazing car, i know that just and afc and a logger can take a second off that time....but at heart, as much as I grew to love DSMs, I neglected the part of me that always wanted raw muscle. I wanted a tourque ladened monster that shook the ground.
I have a 4cyl instead. Against every whim I had when I started this journey. I will surely regret the sale if it really does happen. My life has been pretty hard lately...I've worked so hard in school...got out in 4yrs with many awards..I've never looked to drugs or alcohol as a way out, I refuse to touch it. For the life of me, I completely suck at women, the family is screwed up...my passion, my release, my freedom is my DSM. I can do a timing belt job in under an hour now instead of a week. I posses so much knowlege of cars its pathetic. However, I made myself a promise in 8th grade when I first saw a black WS6 ls1 trans am. If I were ever to graduate college in Industrial Design....and landed a real job, I was going to buy one. That time is now. And I'm torn between selling my DSM to get one...because with a move, and bills, there will not be $ for two toys.
Perhaps the fact the DSM is 'slow' to me and the potential of the LS1 is wracking my mind.....I love my DSM....I still hate Lasers..I was so mad I bought another one instead of a Talon or Eclipse..but now..
I have the CLEANEST Laser...and from a beat-ass $900 car. That is something I can be proud of.
Thank-you for making me write this... I hope it inspires another DSMer to keep his...I don't know what my outcome will be. I can only move forward.
-Tom
On May 30th, 2006; I made a mistake. I sold out on my baby.....
The DSM left my hands to reap the destruction of an 18yr old asshat. I thought I was happy...I got decent $ out of it despite my huge loss on the car. I purchased my Mustang....I loved my Mustang.
Well, November 28th, 2006 My car came back home. Did I give up on my stang? Hell no. I love it to death and it's the coolest car I've ever had. But I missed my DSM. YOU WILL ALWAYS COME BACK. Especially if you are a hardcore 1g guy.
I saw my wheels on a car on DSMtuners in the gallery, it was from the same area as my car was sold into.
I had to call.....I had to see what became of my dreams.....
Take this time for Intermission as we venture into the next post!
