You know you own a Subie when
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:39 amYou know you own a Subie when...
1. You don't understand why people get stuck in the snow.
2. You think your car sounds better than a muscle car.
3. You hope it rains the day of autocrosses.
4. You go faster on the on ramp then you do on the freeway.
5. You know what RE92 means and you dont want anything to do with them.
6. People ask you to do burnouts and you roll your eyes.
7. You forget whats its like to lose traction in a turn.
8. You understand that 300 whp is the perfect number.
9. You don't notice a difference driving in the rain or on dry.
10. You hate that the gas cap doesn't have anywhere to sit, and you dont want it to touch the quarter panel.
11. People ask you if the hood scoop does anything.
12. You've made fun of a friend's bugeye for having neon headlights.
13. Your bugeye has been made fun of by a friend for having neon headlights.
14. You like the color Cherry Blossom Red, but not Pink.
15. You know what 555 means.
16. You look forward to getting coilovers, but springs will do for now.
17. When you tell people you put your headlights in the oven to clear them they look at you like your an idiot.
18. You concentrate more on the tach then the speedo.
19. You think the S202 is the hottest car ever.
20. You don't understand why people use BOVs, BPVs work perfect.
21. You never get tired of the sound from your exhaust.
22. You never want to get a car that isnt a Subaru.
23. Anything more than 18" rims are rediculous.
24. You don't mind getting smoked by a Cobra, because you know he wouldn't last a second in real conditions (snow, rain, mud, etc).
25. All other imports think they have to prove something to you.
26. You dont have a cigarette lighter.
27. You know that COBB isnt what corn comes on.
28. If you had an STi, the first thing to go would be the wing.
29. You know Rota makes good wheels.
30. Your never done modding your car.
31. You dream about getting your car painted flat black.
32. Everyone breaks their necks staring at your car.
33. You hear random engine revs all the time from Civics.
34. You consider yourself a noob even though you've owned your car for a year.
35. When you open a car with framed windows when the windows are down, you hit your head on the frame.
36. You forgot to swap tension springs when you swapped trunks with someone.
37. People think your car is slow cuz you dont lose traction in first.
38. You think underglow, neons, and LEDs are so dumb.
39. You log onto NASIOC everyday.
40. You dont know what real understeer feels like.
42. The happiest time of the day is your commute.
43. You don't feel good leaving your car in the parking lot.
44. When you eat fast food, you sit next to the window and stare at your car.
45. People that don't even own a subaru trying to tell you how to upgrade the car.
46. The only import you will ever have to prove something to belongs to your friend who bought the Evo.
47. You go out of your way to find dirt/mud roads that will still kinda get you to where you are going.
48. Everything ****ing rattles, and you have no clue why or how to fix it.
49. The dirt covers the paint chips.
50. You and your friends mean totally different things when you say "V8".
51. You secretly get mad at people when they say "I'll drive tonight." and you have to leave your Sooby parked.
52. You've almost drained your battery because you couldn't figure out that the little switch above the steering wheel turns off your parking lights.
53. People ask why your radiator is on top of the engine.
54. Gold is a color you would consider for your rims.
55. When you keep your finger on the cruise control so it does not rattle.
56. You roll your windows down to make ingress/egress easier.
57. You look at your car thinking, "how gorgeous" while other people look at your car and think, "how ugly".
58. Think that Subies and Porsches share a boxer "brotherhood".
59. Given up all hope on your paint job.
60. ...and don't care cuz you're going mud flinging anyways.
61. Want a bigger front sway bar to reduce understeer (well actually increase front grip).
62. Have no doubts, wagons are TEH COOLEST EV4R!
63. You are happy and willing to put pink parts on your car.
64. You think your B pillars could withstand an attack from Godzilla.
65. You think your in a Subie brotherhood and want to wave at every Subie that drives by.
66. When behind another Subie, you habitually recognize the Subie rear differential... like dogs sniffing each other's balls.
67. Most often wants to drive the subie over the other cars in the family stable.
68. You pray for rain.
69. You pray for snow.
70. You feel the need to put a rally pig sticker somewhere on the car, even if hidden.
71. You give girls bonus points just for being a Subie driver.
72. You can't pass a dirt lot without feeling its siren call.
73. You turn on the defrost and you've suddenly lost 100 hp.
74. You see the Corvette that beat you the day before is now being pushed by its owner off the slick spot in the morning snow...and you honk.
75. You wonder why it's so hard for people to push the door closed without touching the windows when your car is clean.
76. When driving in the rain, you wonder about the swirled collection of water that sits in the middle of your rear window when driving around.
77. Anytime, anywhere: You'll know a scoobie w/ exhaust is coming up to three blocks away.
78. When you pick your friends up, you don't have to call, or get out of your car: your exhaust does the job for you.
79. You have a serious addiction to NASIOC, it becomes almost a chemical dependency; sometimes you debate rehab... then you log back on.
80. When you're at a gas station and some Ford guy says "Wow, I know a V-8 when I hear one" or "That thing sounds meaner than my truck, what did you do to that thing?"
81. You search out for the biggest parking lots the day before a snowstorm.
82. You'd rather go to a windy mountain road than the drag strip.
83. Your more concerned with suspension mods than anything that adds power.
1. You don't understand why people get stuck in the snow.
2. You think your car sounds better than a muscle car.
3. You hope it rains the day of autocrosses.
4. You go faster on the on ramp then you do on the freeway.
5. You know what RE92 means and you dont want anything to do with them.
6. People ask you to do burnouts and you roll your eyes.
7. You forget whats its like to lose traction in a turn.
8. You understand that 300 whp is the perfect number.
9. You don't notice a difference driving in the rain or on dry.
10. You hate that the gas cap doesn't have anywhere to sit, and you dont want it to touch the quarter panel.
11. People ask you if the hood scoop does anything.
12. You've made fun of a friend's bugeye for having neon headlights.
13. Your bugeye has been made fun of by a friend for having neon headlights.
14. You like the color Cherry Blossom Red, but not Pink.
15. You know what 555 means.
16. You look forward to getting coilovers, but springs will do for now.
17. When you tell people you put your headlights in the oven to clear them they look at you like your an idiot.
18. You concentrate more on the tach then the speedo.
19. You think the S202 is the hottest car ever.
20. You don't understand why people use BOVs, BPVs work perfect.
21. You never get tired of the sound from your exhaust.
22. You never want to get a car that isnt a Subaru.
23. Anything more than 18" rims are rediculous.
24. You don't mind getting smoked by a Cobra, because you know he wouldn't last a second in real conditions (snow, rain, mud, etc).
25. All other imports think they have to prove something to you.
26. You dont have a cigarette lighter.
27. You know that COBB isnt what corn comes on.
28. If you had an STi, the first thing to go would be the wing.
29. You know Rota makes good wheels.
30. Your never done modding your car.
31. You dream about getting your car painted flat black.
32. Everyone breaks their necks staring at your car.
33. You hear random engine revs all the time from Civics.
34. You consider yourself a noob even though you've owned your car for a year.
35. When you open a car with framed windows when the windows are down, you hit your head on the frame.
36. You forgot to swap tension springs when you swapped trunks with someone.
37. People think your car is slow cuz you dont lose traction in first.
38. You think underglow, neons, and LEDs are so dumb.
39. You log onto NASIOC everyday.
40. You dont know what real understeer feels like.
42. The happiest time of the day is your commute.
43. You don't feel good leaving your car in the parking lot.
44. When you eat fast food, you sit next to the window and stare at your car.
45. People that don't even own a subaru trying to tell you how to upgrade the car.
46. The only import you will ever have to prove something to belongs to your friend who bought the Evo.
47. You go out of your way to find dirt/mud roads that will still kinda get you to where you are going.
48. Everything ****ing rattles, and you have no clue why or how to fix it.
49. The dirt covers the paint chips.
50. You and your friends mean totally different things when you say "V8".
51. You secretly get mad at people when they say "I'll drive tonight." and you have to leave your Sooby parked.
52. You've almost drained your battery because you couldn't figure out that the little switch above the steering wheel turns off your parking lights.
53. People ask why your radiator is on top of the engine.
54. Gold is a color you would consider for your rims.
55. When you keep your finger on the cruise control so it does not rattle.
56. You roll your windows down to make ingress/egress easier.
57. You look at your car thinking, "how gorgeous" while other people look at your car and think, "how ugly".
58. Think that Subies and Porsches share a boxer "brotherhood".
59. Given up all hope on your paint job.
60. ...and don't care cuz you're going mud flinging anyways.
61. Want a bigger front sway bar to reduce understeer (well actually increase front grip).
62. Have no doubts, wagons are TEH COOLEST EV4R!
63. You are happy and willing to put pink parts on your car.
64. You think your B pillars could withstand an attack from Godzilla.
65. You think your in a Subie brotherhood and want to wave at every Subie that drives by.
66. When behind another Subie, you habitually recognize the Subie rear differential... like dogs sniffing each other's balls.
67. Most often wants to drive the subie over the other cars in the family stable.
68. You pray for rain.
69. You pray for snow.
70. You feel the need to put a rally pig sticker somewhere on the car, even if hidden.
71. You give girls bonus points just for being a Subie driver.
72. You can't pass a dirt lot without feeling its siren call.
73. You turn on the defrost and you've suddenly lost 100 hp.
74. You see the Corvette that beat you the day before is now being pushed by its owner off the slick spot in the morning snow...and you honk.
75. You wonder why it's so hard for people to push the door closed without touching the windows when your car is clean.
76. When driving in the rain, you wonder about the swirled collection of water that sits in the middle of your rear window when driving around.
77. Anytime, anywhere: You'll know a scoobie w/ exhaust is coming up to three blocks away.
78. When you pick your friends up, you don't have to call, or get out of your car: your exhaust does the job for you.
79. You have a serious addiction to NASIOC, it becomes almost a chemical dependency; sometimes you debate rehab... then you log back on.
80. When you're at a gas station and some Ford guy says "Wow, I know a V-8 when I hear one" or "That thing sounds meaner than my truck, what did you do to that thing?"
81. You search out for the biggest parking lots the day before a snowstorm.
82. You'd rather go to a windy mountain road than the drag strip.
83. Your more concerned with suspension mods than anything that adds power.
