Take back the keys!

Hey i found this on another site and it was got from another site. but its for a good laugh..

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Possible Blown Engine: Need Urgent Help

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...Okay so I stopped at a red light...and didn't even notice that my car turned off until the light was green...no I didn't stall......I couldn't turn my car on...so I called some of my buddies to help me push to a parking lot...as they pushed...I tried to get the car started...it worked after a few tries......when I reved the engine slightly I hear a strong rattle(knocking) on the engine...my friend said that my engine is blown, that its the rods making the noise, that the same thing happened to his civic......I'm not sure if he knew what he was talking about so thats why I come to you guys to help me out...

MOD LIST:
-Blitz DTT DC IV
-Blitz SUS Power Air Filter
-JDM WRX STi Catback Race Exhaust
-F1 Racing Stage 3 Clutch Kit

...I also recently cleaned my MAF Sensor with CRC...and yesterday I was racing my friend for the fun of it...redlined it a few times...hopefully this is enough info...

EDIT: Also the Red Oil Light thingy had been turning on and off a couple of times...I've ignored since it didn't stay on like CEL's do...not sure if that was smart...but yea......and I've also had CEL's that state that I have a cylinder misfire and that there is something wrong with my O2 Sensor......oh and also my battery was really dirty so I disconnected the neg and pos and cleaned it...

http://www.tamparacing.com/for....html

...yes, the oil pressure light...I checked my oil and it is oil...I can resolve that...so you think I spun a rod...will replacing fix the issue at hand......I've been told the the misfire was not a big deal so I chose to ignore it...I guess the idiot was wrong...how can I fix the cylinder issue??......I was careless, didn't know it would cause such harm...Newbie ignorance...

...it sounds EXACTLY like that...thank you for confirming the problem...now, how do I deal with the issue??...do I replace the rod??...Of course, I'll top off my oil too...

...woah, I put Royal Purple 75w90 Synthetic Oil on mine...so you're saying thats a bad thing??...

...crap it is a tranny oil...my friends stupid dad mechanic said it was freaking fine......it'll probably be a new STi motor...or that H22 Turbo Civic...or sell/trade my suby and use the money for a down payment to get another subaru......I was misledded into putting the wrong oil and now I'm facing the consequences......I should've asked you guys but back then I didn't know about tr...

...yes, it is an opportunity...since I have a steady job...I'm gonna get a loan...and buy an STi engine...and pay it off monthly...

...I agree...hopefully my warranty covers everything...

Read it earlier.....still pathetic.

Wonder who actually paid for that car in the 1st place

What what a dumbass

If you drive a subaru you have to know what the fuck you are doing or you are going to break shit.

Supprised there wasnt a MBC on that mod list

holy shit, lmao, thats some sludge for motor oil lol..... fucking prolly killed his pump, then the rest.....

Rb25Cory wrote:holy shit, lmao, thats some sludge for motor oil lol..... fucking prolly killed his pump, then the rest.....

EJ20 goes POOF!

i just dont know how yout could own car and not know what oil to put in it

boosted_em1 wrote:i just dont know how yout could own car and not know what oil to put in it

Most dont, its just how it is.

who would even put something in their car without reading the label first....

you guys ever see the topic with the guy and the BMW, who dropped his oil cap under the car while changing oil? He was to lazy to bend over to pick it up, so he used a sock and stuffed it in the valve cover as a cap, well went for a drive and his car stopped.... turns out the sock got sucked in his valve cover and all wound up in his cams and valve train lmao.....

...crap it is a tranny oil...my friends stupid dad mechanic said it was freaking fine......

g3ar5hift3r wrote:who would even put something in their car without reading the label first....

Jackass's

I want to know how long she lasted with the gear oil in it... Could be a great way to tell the strength of a subie engine. I once saw a vid of a d15 with a gallon of water in the sump. Bitch ran for like 20 minutes before it went kaboom.

keit29 wrote:I want to know how long she lasted with the gear oil in it... Could be a great way to tell the strength of a subie engine. I once saw a vid of a d15 with a gallon of water in the sump. Bitch ran for like 20 minutes before it went kaboom.

i saw that before. some crazy europeans did it. fuckin boucing it off the rev limiter with water in it instead of oil.

LMAO...and the BMW story...who the hell puts a sock in there valve cover ahahahaha...its like working at best buy in the car audio dept. We 1st ask wht type of car u own, and some people cant even answer tht. How the F*** dont u knw wht kinda car u got?

EVOBR350 wrote:LMAO...and the BMW story...who the hell puts a sock in there valve cover ahahahaha...its like working at best buy in the car audio dept. We 1st ask wht type of car u own, and some people cant even answer tht. How the F*** dont u knw wht kinda car u got?

who knows man, we are surrounded by ignorant, uneducated people daily lol.

BMW was really funny, the actually thread he posted about his problem was totally LMAO. The responses he got. omg... lmao.