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ALMOST GOT MOTHER FCKING KILLED IN A HEAD ON COLLISION!!!!!!

Postby itzJoker » Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:36 pm

GOD DAMN SON! Excuse my language.

I was driving home in my Z from Fitch HS on New Road going towards 46. I'm sure some of you guys know that road.

You guys know that little short bridge that goes over 11 on New Road?

It was like 9PM so it's pretty dark. I was going about 38mph (speed limit is 35mph) and I was going over the bridge. You know how you can't fcking see oncoming cars right away on that bridge? Well yeah I saw the lights against the walls of the bridge so I was more cautious.

All of a mother fcking sudden an oncoming god damn Trailblazer drives towards me on my lane and I swerved onto the opposite lane. The Trailblazer swerves against the side of the bridge and keeps going. Then he/she fcking swerves back onto his lane and hits the rail and that mofo kept going?! Jesus shit man. After that I couldn't see him anymore. I stopped on the side of the road and called 911 immediately and told them to keep an eye out for a brown/tan Trailblazer.

Probably the scariest thing that happened so far in my whole fcking life of driving (5 months).

Jesus fuck god damn mother asshole bitch man I could have died.
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Postby Nick Serra » Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:43 pm

Jesus christ! So he was just in your lane for no reason?
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Postby itzJoker » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:21 pm

Nick Serra wrote:Jesus christ! So he was just in your lane for no reason?


I dont know he was probably drunk or something cuz he just drifted into my lane and I had to swerve and he swerved against the bridge. Damn what if I would went head on with the Trailblazer both going about 40mph in my little Z. I woulda been FUCKED. If I survived I think I would have became rich though xD
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Postby drewboi » Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:57 pm

glad your ok!
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Postby PontiacChris » Sun Aug 30, 2009 11:12 pm

theres a kid in your grade that drives an orange grand prix that nearly killed me within a matter of inches and seconds. id like to find out where that fucker lives
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Postby 92tegGP » Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:08 am

itzJoker wrote:cautious.Jesus fuck god damn mother asshole bitch man I could have died.


Sounds nutty, but this quote made me lol
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Postby Deviant » Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:16 am

Probably wasn't a drunk, just a woman.
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Postby PontiacChris » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:36 am

Deviant wrote:Probably wasn't a drunk, just a woman.


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Postby 92tegGP » Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:47 pm

WTF was that
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Postby itzJoker » Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:58 pm

PontiacChris wrote:theres a kid in your grade that drives an orange grand prix that nearly killed me within a matter of inches and seconds. id like to find out where that fucker lives


Does it have 2 black hood scoops on it?
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Postby PontiacChris » Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:00 pm

itzJoker wrote:
PontiacChris wrote:theres a kid in your grade that drives an orange grand prix that nearly killed me within a matter of inches and seconds. id like to find out where that fucker lives


Does it have 2 black hood scoops on it?


yea. who is that kid lol. kid ran a red light going 70-100 as i was going through the green and came directly behind me soooo dam close
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Postby Rb25Cory » Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:35 pm

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Postby itzJoker » Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:59 pm

PontiacChris wrote:
itzJoker wrote:
PontiacChris wrote:theres a kid in your grade that drives an orange grand prix that nearly killed me within a matter of inches and seconds. id like to find out where that fucker lives


Does it have 2 black hood scoops on it?


yea. who is that kid lol. kid ran a red light going 70-100 as i was going through the green and came directly behind me soooo dam close


I dont know who he is, but I can easily find out. I think he's a grade above me. Would you also like to know where he lives so you can beat his ass?
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Postby PontiacChris » Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:41 pm

mm ill just take a name and address. i probably wont beat his ass though. btw, it was nick serra in the trailblazer :lol:
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Postby sohchottie » Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:19 pm

Deviant wrote:Probably wasn't a drunk, just a woman.


Fuck you! LOL I have been driving for 6 year's and never been involved in an accident... that mean's caused or recieved! Asshat!!!!

mm ill just take a name and address. i probably wont beat his ass though. btw, it was nick serra in the trailblazer


Good way to through Nick under the bus!!! LMAO :lol:
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Postby sohchottie » Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:19 pm

But glad you are Okay!
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Postby Nick Serra » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:16 pm

PontiacChris wrote:mm ill just take a name and address. i probably wont beat his ass though. btw, it was nick serra in the trailblazer :lol:


Hah, it's an explorer!

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Postby PontiacChris » Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:22 pm

:D
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Postby 6spdscreaminchickin » Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:22 am

Nick Serra wrote:
Hah, it's an explorer!

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dude i'm sorry to hear about that.
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Postby PontiacChris » Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:30 am

shutup brett. you hate on anything thats not even built for racing. and stop claiming you and your friend were the fastest at ntb. you talk alot of shit to a kid i know and ill post it up here so everyone can read what you say about them.
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Postby Nick Serra » Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:41 am

6spdscreaminchickin wrote:
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Hah, it's an explorer!

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dude i'm sorry to hear about that.


Meh, I got rid of my fast car for something nice and low maintenance.
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Postby RSbeast » Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:52 am

^^ That's what I'm screaming :D

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Postby 6spdscreaminchickin » Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:31 pm

PontiacChris wrote:shutup brett. you hate on anything thats not even built for racing. and stop claiming you and your friend were the fastest at ntb. you talk alot of shit to a kid i know and ill post it up here so everyone can read what you say about them.

lol yeah i'm the one talking shit. go ahead. post it up. but dont misquote me cause i have the whole conversation. but anyway it was a joke. my dad used to have an explorer and it was a shittbox. but i think its funny how you got mad but nick didnt. tell you something? so yeah post up the conversation i had with that kid. cause i didnt say a dam thing about anyone on here in a derogatory manor. oh wait... i called aarons car a trailor queen. my bad :roll: sorry aaron ;)
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Postby itzJoker » Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:04 pm

PontiacChris wrote:mm ill just take a name and address. i probably wont beat his ass though. btw, it was nick serra in the trailblazer :lol:


I got his name but I forgot lmfao. He was parked near my friend's house.
But I was told that 2 years ago, that same Pontiac Grand Prix GT was owned by another douchebag. His family won the lottery and hit like 200million and he sold it to his friend, who's also a douchebag lol.
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Postby PontiacChris » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:18 pm

only person i could think of is bryan freet who then sold it to the current douche bag haha
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Postby sohchottie » Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:59 am

PontiacChris wrote:shutup brett. you hate on anything thats not even built for racing. and stop claiming you and your friend were the fastest at ntb. you talk alot of shit to a kid i know and ill post it up here so everyone can read what you say about them.


Shit. He fucking hate's on a car that IS made for racing... :roll:
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Postby njrupp » Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:23 pm

bretts young and a noob to the car scene, he'll grow up one day(hopfully) and realize most domestics are garbage and he cant drive for shit esp at the track
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Postby 6spdscreaminchickin » Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:18 am

njrupp wrote:bretts young and a noob to the car scene, he'll grow up one day(hopfully) and realize most domestics are garbage and he cant drive for shit esp at the track

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Postby Rb25Cory » Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:51 pm

6spdscreaminchickin wrote:
njrupp wrote:bretts young and a noob to the car scene, he'll grow up one day(hopfully) and realize most domestics are garbage and he cant drive for shit esp at the track

beat you


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Postby 6spdscreaminchickin » Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:13 pm

yup
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