Take back the keys!

The Escape!

*photobucket is gay*
...my camera sucks balls in low light sorry

Ooooh shes pretty! I'm getting a roof basket sunday, after that i'll have a mini photo shoot

hey guys can i audition for the sno drift team this is my whip its a bad mother F'er!!!

haha 4wd or awd ONLY!!!!

then you MIGHT get in

awe dude that sux can i be the pace car? or pace truck actually lmao

CruxSucks wrote:haha 4wd or awd ONLY!!!!

then you MIGHT get in

sweet! were trading in the rwd rally cadillac for a awd one here hopefully soon..

we are going to have some badass snow drift days if we get some good snows this winter. hopefully ill have a better camera by then i wanna make some sweet videos.

Pfft, snow drift. Maybe you should rename this thread "POST YOUR PAVEMENT POUNDER". That said, the Kia's as much of a beast drifting in a parking lot as it is destroying ricers and off roading.. Let me show you how a REAL SUV THAT GETS USED looks. If you want some of this beast, let me know when/where this drift is going down.. Can't wait to add some more names to my kill list.





Brett, just for you


When you lame-ass pavement pounding pussies get the balls to take your shit off road let me know.. I'll bring some extra long tow straps. That Escape aint got NOTHING off road, just like Bills Trailblazer. NO. BALLS.

(P.S. Am I getting better at shit talking? Trying my best! )

THE LIBERTAAA!!!! it'll be their if anyone gets the balls to take they're pavement pounders off road. and i'll post a pic of the vue for the mpr snow drift as soon as my dad gets home saturday and i can get a picture.

CruxSucks wrote:haha 4wd or awd ONLY!!!!

then you MIGHT get in

come on now. i can work dat e brake in the winter in my daily.

Well I didn't drop coin on a nice daily to beat the shit out of it offroad. I did it to have a nice ass daily that I can use. Not get shit ass mpg like a liberty (which was on my to-buy list until I read the shit list of issues, and the fact they are more of a bloated geo tracker for space...not that my shit is anything off road, but it's like the pussy of jeeps).

Hardcore Kia...right. Looks mean.


When the snow flies I will be up for ANYONE for some drift action, and since Ive already witness some piss poor shit with a firebird in teh dirt, I'll have to hope the Kia can my my skillzors and I'm sure the Trailblazer can put up a fight with Bill driving.

I'd love to see you noob fuckers try and outdrive my ass with AWD in the snow....this is FAR from my first rodeo

My favorite game last year was to drive sideways accelerating past 55mph in the snow in my laser.

Game on fuckers. Game on.

maybe brett and andy can make their own lame ass snow drift team thats gonna get pwned by the MPR snow drift team!!!!

Question number 1 on the MPR snow drift team application: Have you ever slid your cars quarter panel into a pole and wadded your shit up like a dumb fuck? Or are you friends with someone who has?

(Please note: answering yes to question number 1 will result in immediate disqualification)

Question number 2: Do you actually own your snow drift vehicle, or any of your vehicles for that matter?

(Please note: this question was aimed to be a direct roast at andy, lawlz)

and yeah andy that was much better.

Looks like some watery mud puddle carnage if you ask me

Took Scott's blazer back in the trails tonite anyhow.....REAL off-roading

RSbeast wrote:Well I didn't drop coin on a nice daily to beat the shit out of it offroad. I did it to have a nice ass daily that I can use. Not get shit ass mpg like a liberty (which was on my to-buy list until I read the shit list of issues, and the fact they are more of a bloated geo tracker for space...not that my shit is anything off road, but it's like the pussy of jeeps).

Hardcore Kia...right. Looks mean.

I know people who take their old ass trucks out there every weekend, have rolled them multiple times doing ridiculous shit no sane person would attempt.. still going. I don't know if either of you guys have been in Hillsville before (besides the gravel hills with the Fireturd), but it's mostly just muddy trails, mudpits, and a couple close hills. Does your Escape have skid plates? If so, you'll be fine.. We've been out there in Trailblazers, Libertys, fucking hell dude we took a BUICK RONDEVOUZ out there before Don't be a pussy.. you won't break your shit.

Oh, and fuck yeah it looks mean.

CruxSucks wrote:maybe brett and andy can make their own lame ass snow drift team thats gonna get pwned by the MPR snow drift team!!!!

Question number 1 on the MPR snow drift team application: Have you ever slid your cars quarter panel into a pole and wadded your shit up like a dumb fuck? Or are you friends with someone who has?

(Please note: answering yes to question number 1 will result in immediate disqualification)

Question number 2: Do you actually own your snow drift vehicle, or any of your vehicles for that matter?

(Please note: this question was aimed to be a direct roast at andy, lawlz)

and yeah andy that was much better.

Guess I'm disqualified on both of those..

As for the Kia, yeah it's my moms and I'm STILL not afraid to beat the fuck out of it, hell my mom *wants* to go off roading. You ladies OWN your vehicles and still are afraid. Ohh a hill, I might break it. Ooooh some branches, I might scratch it. Ooooh some water, my tampons in the glovebox might get all soggy. Seriously? Call me when you grow a pair, cupcake. Enjoy knowing some 50 year old women aren't afraid off off roading their dailys, while some badass gear heads are

Oh, and good to hear I'm getting better!

It's easy as shit to not give a fuck when you don't pay for it, or fix it. Toss me the keys I'll break the fuck out of it for ya!


MPR vs. Mommy Daddy Moneybag Mudpuddles Poseurs

Freakin MD2MP's got nothing on it



FYI, you drive through puddles. Neither of those have mud on them. Can't even do it up right in your mom's car

RSbeast wrote: MPR vs. Mommy Daddy Moneybag Mudpuddles Poseurs

Freakin MD2MP's got nothing on it

HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

im down. 1998 jeep! bring it on bitches


come winter time i miss my old 82' fairmont best drift machine ever

i had a 1979 fairmont, auto, 2.3, grandma blue inside and out with just an AM radio and bench seat. and that motherfucker was the best drift machine ive ever had as well!!!

CruxSucks wrote:i had a 1979 fairmont, auto, 2.3, grandma blue inside and out with just an AM radio and bench seat. and that motherfucker was the best drift machine ive ever had as well!!!

mine was white with red interrior, radio bench seat

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every1 know fwds cant drift.....

nooooo BUT you're pretty much all doing the same thing as me when it comes to driving sideways on ice

njrupp wrote:every1 know fwds cant drift.....

and in big drift events you only see rwd cars. whats you point? that goes for the rest of you too! awd only? THE SIX SHOOTER WILL DESTROY YOU!!!! and yes thats MY CAR that I PAID FOR as well. rwd A REAL DRIFT CAR!!!!

RSbeast wrote:It's easy as shit to not give a fuck when you don't pay for it, or fix it. Toss me the keys I'll break the fuck out of it for ya!


MPR vs. Mommy Daddy Moneybag Mudpuddles Poseurs

Freakin MD2MP's got nothing on it



FYI, you drive through puddles. Neither of those have mud on them. Can't even do it up right in your mom's car

actually i do fix my moms car. i actually drove 2 hours today to pick her up when she broke down at 7AM (i live with my dad) and used my AAA card to tow her car back to her house where i fixed it. and if the kia wasnt under warrenty im sure me and andy would be under it too. but the point being is we didnt break anything. the "pussy of jeeps" was a beast! went through anything we through at it quickly followed by the kia. and DIDNT BREAK ANYTHING. here are some vids. my mom was with me the whole time. even she got more balls than you guys!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m-TZiYhmDg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvIk1nG2U0c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F9BEmf1yDg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f88FE5XkB4
even the fwd Rendevouz is putting you bitches in your place
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6iKoCBONH4
dont be pussies........

Maybe your mom can post up then for MD2MP since they're at least her and her choice so you say

However if my shit broke down for some dumbass reason and I knew my kid was out thrashing through the mud to cause it; I woudn't be the happiest.

Looks really fitting to your name though! Get some fairly expensive vehicles handed to you to destroy and completely cover in mud from top to bottom without having any sense of value at all.

Maybe I need to join your team; sure would be cheaper

AWD will pwnzor that open diff six shooter in the snow. I've driven real fbodies in the winter and when the snow starts piling up, you better leave your shit at home. A semi cleared lot is pretty fun though. You don't see drift team shit in the SNOW either...so whats your point?

RSbeast wrote:Maybe your mom can post up then for MD2MP since they're at least her and her choice so you say

However if my shit broke down for some dumbass reason and I knew my kid was out thrashing through the mud to cause it; I woudn't be the happiest.

Looks really fitting to your name though! Get some fairly expensive vehicles handed to you to destroy and completely cover in mud from top to bottom without having any sense of value at all.

Maybe I need to join your team; sure would be cheaper

AWD will pwnzor that open diff six shooter in the snow. I've driven real fbodies in the winter and when the snow starts piling up, you better leave your shit at home. A semi cleared lot is pretty fun though. You don't see drift team shit in the SNOW either...so whats your point?

yeah im sure my mom will get on here. see real adults have better things to do with they're time.

and yeah we completely destroyed thoes cars. dude i forgot that dirt can't be washed off. thanks for reminding me. the first picture of the kia is i think 2 days after we went off roading. man does that thing look beat! its called taking care of your car. wash it when your done, (complete detail if your andy) re-grease the wheel bearings if needed, blah blah blah. so what we've gathered is you giant vaginas arent up to it?

and yeah awd would pwn my ss is the snow but like you said a nice parking lot is fun. is that not what your going for? or are you dip shits going to do this on the street? cause if so i want to watch you wrap your shit around a phone pole like i did. might be a little more damage than going through the "puddles" andy and i go through "off roading"

and tom..... that was my point. your not to bright are you? what i was saying is this isnt some ligit big time event..... just some people having fun in a parking lot full of snow. so why would you exclude chris, crx dude, other crx dude, me(camaro), because they're not awd or me(liberty/vue), andy(kia,bonneville) cause they're not our cars? sounds pretty gay to me.

trust me the vue can tear it up in the snow. summits parking lot is REEEEEEEEEEEEEAL fun. and the toyko drift day andy and i had in my ss last winter......that was just epic. the bonneville can please in reverse and the kia....... well...... idk the kia couldnt spin in 2wd in the rain wide open so...... we'll see. but i bet she'll do just fine.

6spdscreaminchickin wrote:i want to watch you wrap your shit around a phone pole like i did.

epic FAIL

CruxSucks wrote:

6spdscreaminchickin wrote:i want to watch you wrap your shit around a phone pole like i did.

epic FAIL

lmao ahahahahahahahahahah were not as dumb as u...... ahahahahahahahahaha lmao

You fucking retard, you don't get dirty muddy water in every crevice? Every drain hole? Everywhere under the hood? My brother and his friends are constantly going through frontend parts; shit is ROUGH. Your parents have enough $ to not give a shit that you ruin their vehicles? Why do you think I gave you tards that stupid ass 'club' name.

On the street? Half the fucking lots around here get 12" of snow in them. Your shit isn't even going to move. I've already seen your dumbass try to slide a firebird around...you couldnt slide sideways into some speakers.

You guys just mad we're not going to let you into a non existant club lol....

All I'm saying is wait till it snows. You can call me a pussy all you want for WORKING for every fucking cent in my 7k vehicle that I paid cash for. You call me fucking stupid but you gotta be the dumbest motherfucker alive if you think I'm just going to go out and tear the shit out of it. I sure hope your mom doesnt have to rely on you! What did it take you, fucking 4 months to put headers on?!

Glad your families have unlimited $. More power to you, but when all youre doing is denying the obvious and just ruining cars your parents had to bust ass for; I give you about as much respect as you deserve. Jack shit.


*edit* Did you honestly try and make fun of us by bringing up your own fuckup?....wow.

my mom's so broke she borrows gas money off me. and i had to treat her to dinner today cause she has no food in her house and no money.

and as for me sliding the bird...... the first two i tried to use the E-brake just to find out it didnt work. and i slid just fine the other two. i hit it on my second try. i turned the wheel to soon on t=the first attempt.

6spdscreaminchickin wrote:my mom's so broke she borrows gas money off me. and i had to treat her to dinner today cause she has no food in her house and no money.

and as for me sliding the bird...... the first two i tried to use the E-brake just to find out it didnt work. and i slid just fine the other two. i hit it on my second try. i turned the wheel to soon on t=the first attempt.

thats a total LIE!!! this just goes to show that brett cant tell the truth to save his life. i was there, tom was there. we can both tell you that it took him at least 5 tries to slide that car into those speakers, and when he finally did it was pathetic. it was a rwd car on FOUR DONUTS in DIRT, and he couldnt slide it around for shit. isnt it on video? i think we stopped filming because it was taking forever...

more proof brett cant drive, like we needed any of that