Take back the keys!

I know, I moved it to the backyard haha

to me their arnt any really good deals on Black friday? or am I just not looking good enough? haha

dude c'mon now! black friday isnt about the deals. its the only time you can go shopping and drop kick someone, end up on cnn for it, and not even get in trouble. next year, we should plan this shit. we all set up tents right in front of the door so we're all first. maybe me and dave can gain 300lbs by then and we can go first. no one will be able to get past us stuck in the doorway, then we'll slowly let each of you in 1 by 1. everyone else is trying to get in but we put m90 glue on the floor so everyone is stuck. people who fell, there stuck even more. we however put aluminum on our shoes so we dont stick. whoever is inside hides all the good stuff because of the limit per customer, then me and dave the fat guys let everyone in. this is noahs part. noah is drop kicking everyone and cnn is covering it. he doesnt get arrested and he goes home feeling tough. when he arrives, he eats a grill cheese sandwhich and some apple juice. anyways, back at the store, all the shit is hidden, then everyone from crux goes to get the stuff and we all pay for it and well. we win. idk about you guys but im going back for the hot chicks back out front stuck to the mothafuckin ground. why did i even fucking make this up just now? its 4:30 am and i should be sleeping.

this just made my morning hahah

chris i like your thinking next year that goes down exactly as planned

Haha, thats some funny shit there

all we need it a grenade

crux mafia son

PontiacChris wrote:crux mafia son

putting youngstown back on the map nigga

itsalaser wrote:

PontiacChris wrote:crux mafia son

putting youngstown back on the map nigga

lets do it.. dave! we need tuxedos and sweet hats.... you supply them?

i get to dress as a ninja... because i am one

no fair why do you get to be the ninja

cuz im a legit ninja ...

i have a secret hideout also

i have a bat cave

i have a bowl of rice

I have a bubble

i have sleep deprivation

i have a burning asshole

i have one word for you well one word and one letter but here it ispreperation H

omg.. we just made the most epic and sucessfull prank phonecall ever.. i can not be beaten

explain......

my bud here called a wallmart and says i think i left my son in your store. the lady says let me transfer to my manager. the manager comes on the phone and he tell him.. i was just in your store i think i left my son. they kinda chit chat for a second then the guy starts asking him about his son. so my friend says brownish blondish hair,bule eyes, hes 4'6". he says hes wearing a batman hoodie and chuck taylor shoes... he then asks where he saw him last. he says the toy department... so all the employes start looking. the manager comes back on and says does he have glasses on. and my friend says yes ofcourse. they said hes not wearing a batman hoodie but he has a red shirt on and my friend in a excited voice says YES! thats him.. and pretends to kinda sob and w/e. so they grab the kid and start heading up to the service center and my friends like ill be right in in a minuit .. thanks you so much.. then they hang up

win

haha lmao

id give you guys a 7.5 it wasnt prime

That kid is probably scared to death haha

Question.. which style do you like better .. two tone or solid color

Nick Serra wrote:That kid is probably scared to death haha

yea.. i kinda feel bad.. but its still hilarious

20StangBanger02 wrote:Question.. which style do you like better .. two tone or solid color

Two tone ftw!