Take back the keys!

ok. humor us all with some stories about stupid stuff youv seen people do involving their car..


just got the idea for this thread a min ago from my brother


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so my brother comes up to me and says
"andrew, i need you to take me to work because my car wont start"
and im like wtf, so i take him. on the way i ask him questions about the car, but hes retarded so all i did was waist my time asking.

so now my dads flipping shit, and is like lets go look at this car.
i walk out , open the door, sitdown, and look at the shifter...

the car was in drive

haaa i knew a girl who did that

well this isn't quite like leaving a car in drive, but it involves people, a car, and stupidity. im bored so ill just write it out lol.

last week, on my way to work, i notice a truck in the other lane stopped with its flashers on but didnt really pay much attention to it. im already going kinda slow, about 25-30mph because the road was still snow covered and kinda slick. i then notice an equinox at the end of a driveway with a few people standing around it on my side of the street. when im about 15-20 feet from the driveway where the equinox is sitting, i see about 3 guys push the equinox out in the street right in front of me. i cut my steering wheel to the left (traffic was stopped on the other side of the street b/c of the truck) and slam on my brakes in an attempt to miss the equinox. well i missed it by probably about 6-12 inches by the time i came to a stop b/c me turning the steering wheel didnt do much since i just slid on the snow. i drove around it and just looked at the guys and a girl standing by the drivers side door and gave them the WTF are you thinking look, since i was so happy i didnt wreck my car the anger didnt set in till i came to the next stop light. this is when i just start making up words out of anger, you all know how that goes. i saw the lady driving up behind me, she turned around in some lot before she got to the light, i flicked off my mirror, i know she didnt see me, and i dont care, but it made me feel better haha

i woulda got out and flipped but thats me im drama

dumb ass at my school rammed his boniville into a snow drift cause the truck guys told him they would pull him out if he did....dip shit.

some douchebag in y-town kept brake checking me trying to get me to rear end him.

spent a half hour and 1/4 tank of gas trying to get up a hill into my friends parking lot

did a 180 turning onto market.

fishtailed real bad doing like 40-45 on 224....almost into oncoming traffic but just i bearly saved it.

stupid lady in my parking lot backed into my camaro and bent the grill up pretty bad.

saw a bus crashed into a snow dift on the side of the road in the wrong lane on the way to school.

much more dont remember right now

how come i never have these problems and im the one whos usually speeding? you sure you can handle that car brett? i mean if you cant im always down to have another car

its called rwd dip shit and it was in the camaro not the t/a. and trust me i can handle em both

lol jeez. i cant mess around without you getting all serious.

i was riding my roller blades and fishtails into a car mad wreckage

DANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. lol

cause until now you whernt joking with me you just talked shit. if you wana be cool w/me idc.

hey im cool im cool ...... can you pass me that ore N word jim

roflmoa. family guys on right now too.

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my buddys a wow nerd....dont ask

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im not trying to be cool with you. but then again im not trying to act like a dick.

chris wants to be your bff

njrupp wrote:chris wants to be your bff

noahhhhhh ur muh bff4lyfe thoughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Every thread goes to hell how about we stay on topic ladies take it to the rant thread.

seriously... GTFO MY BASE!

when i first got my car i was out driving having fun. i was speeding down this back street in warren. yea it was a dumb idea. i turned around the block because i got lost at a dead end, and i came to a stop sign. i seen a honda van approaching and it stopped like 15 feet away. complete stop. i thought he had a stop sign because of that. so i went. as i went, the fucker floored it and hit me on the side. the wiggers who were outside playing basketball who previously seen me speedng thought this was my fault when they looked over. i checked and there were no swerve or skid marks from the van. old fucker never hit his brakes. he damaged his front bumper pretty good that would need alot of buffing and then a new paintjob. the woman inside the van was screaming to get all my info. i gave him it and he let me go saying he didnt want my insurance to go up and to bring it to his friends shop in niles and that im paying for all this since i ''ran'' the stop sign when he didnt have one even though he stopped completely in his tracks and waited as i waited also. my car has a bent fender on the side till this day in the back near the rear right door. i called him saturday like he said for me to. told me hed call me back in 3 days on a monday to let me know whats going on. never called me back. 4 months later, im working on putting some strobes in my headlights when i get a call and its him asking me to pay for shit. im like you never called me back. hes like it doesnt matter its your fault im getting a lawyer. im like for what? you didnt even file a police report, you cant prove shit because i got my car fixed, you probably dont even have insurance, anddd it was your fault buddy. so we talked and i kept telling him he was full of shit and i hung up. havent heard from him since.

owned

pulled my neighbor's cars out of their driveway with my rhino the other night! was kinda funny watching them dig & dig for bout an hour.. then i felt bad and pulled the rhino out of the garage.. they were pretty excited!

what a thoughtful neighbor you are tony