My gf's stupid ass friend decides she's getting married to some dude she's known for 3mos and guess who got suckered into going by the girl

I guess I'll be there friday. I'll be the pissed off looking (read disgusted) kid in the shiny red mustang, spinning his dick off on street tires hoping to run similar to his brothers near stock LS1.

Spend $3.00 on a F/S sign or $3000 on a blower.....that's the real question.
SO, who's all in, or will it be more roll on only 'real men take it to 680' bitching?
Timeslips are always so damn humbling.