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Pedobear's Life -- The Poetry Version -- Tune of Fresh Prince Theme Song
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a meme, known as Pedobear
I'm a pedophiliac born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Luring some loli's over to my side
I even searched for loli's all inside of the school
When Chris Hansen
Who was up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I took a seat and everybody got scared
They said 'You're going to jail, you filthy Pedobear!'
I begged and pleaded with them day after day
But they tranquillised me and sent me on my way
I was really depressed 'cause i got a one way ticket
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
There ain't no little girls, what kind of bullshit is that?
Is this the life people in jail are living out
Hmmmmm i'm getting out of here, i screamed really loud
But wait I hear they're all tough, and sodomise and that
Is jail the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the mighty Pedobear
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I attempted to escape
I made it outside
Now i just got to hitch me a ride
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'PEDOPHILE' and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'I'm Pedobear!'
I pulled up to a school about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To settle my throne as the almighty Pedobear
Racing...
No 2nd Chances,
No Time Outs,
No Overtime and
No 5 yard Penalties.... Just 1 Rule....
GET THERE FIRST!